andrew garfield is displeased because he learned his right from his left by making an “L” with his hand but he has just discovered you can turn your right hand to make an “L” so now what is he supposed to do with two left hands

andrew garfield is displeased because he has swept the hair out of this chick’s eyes like 7 times already and if she asks just once more

andrew garfield is displeased because he does not remember agreeing to be a human chia pet

Anonymous asked: Can you do one for your icon picture?

I have to find the original, but yes I shall

andrew garfield is displeased because he did not see the super glue on the floor before he initiated his hand-stand

andrew garfield is displeased because he specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! what does he have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh

andrew garfield is displeased because he was given an almost tragically late warning that the floor is in fact lava

andrew garfield is displeased because urban outfitters doesn’t carry skinny jeans in size giraffe

andrew garfield is displeased because fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on but a metal railing is even harder

andrew garfield is displeased because he just remembered mid-mastication that part in homeward bound when you’re not sure if shadow is gonna make it or not