andrew garfield is displeased because he thought he was strong enough to handle eating a hot pocket before letting it cool but now he is just worn and wisened enough to know that such strength does not exist
andrew garfield is displeased because he has been made to wear this shirt when he actually hates animals like wow don’t even get him started on giraffes are they just gonna eat all the nice food at the top of the tree by themselves like ok no he doesn’t want any leaves but it’s the principle of the thing did they even bother to check if he wanted some ruuuuude
andrew garfield is displeased because he doesn’t know why!!!!!!!!!!! can’t people just be displeased sometimes?!?!!?!!?!? who decided things need reasons who decided to call dried grapes raisins what city was elvis raised in these are all things he does not know and it’s frustrating!!!!
andrew garfield is displeased because he is obligated to hold this hand and wow psh must stand for palmy-sweat hands is he right or is he right— don’t even answer that because do you have to hold that hand right now no you do not ok so you can’t. know.
andrew garfield is displeased because he has barely gotten over his cough and now he has been forced to go cosmic bowling with several children one of whom has a mold infestation
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andrew garfield is displeased because killing him won’t bring back your goddamn honey!!!!!
andrew garfield is displeased because oh wait that’s an ewok upon closer inspection